Everything is Terrible may be one of the best sites ever created. It brings together painful gems like this (It doesnt get better than the song at the beginning)
Here are the lyrics (yes i am sad enough to have written them down...)
On your mark, get set
We're riding on the internet
Cyberspace, set free, hello virtual reality
(spoken: interactive appetite, searching for a website, a window to the world that to get online)
Take a Spin, now you're in with the techno set
You're going surfing on the internet...
NB I think it she sings set free rather than sex free but I'm not quite sure...